Jamie Pirkle is the young and gnarly globe-trotter looking to scour Eagleland to uncover its mysteries and document its natural, wonderous beauty!
After the short-lived alien invasion rocked my hometown of Twoson a few years back, I've made it my mission to help preserve our lovely planet in the only way I know how: using the wonders of the internet to start a travel blog!
But reality can be grim: my father cut me off after I told him my plan. He totally lost it! The elderly just don't understand the vision, it seems. Surely postsecondary education can wait while I pursue my noble goal. Any real globe-trotting beyond Eagleland might have to wait until I strike it big, though. But who knows? If the Runaway Five can happen upon desert diamonds with the help of some podunk teens, I'm sure I can get some help, too!
All that said, enjoy my escapades around our beautiful land! I've even heard some aliens may still be around here! Stay tuned!
My good ol' pal Orchard Core here has helped out quite a bit with this endeavour! A science guy by trade, you'll be hardpressed to find anyone quite as handy as him! He even works with one of the teens who saved the world a few years back!
Editor's Note: Actually, I helped save the world, too. Feel free to send donuts to Dr. Andonuts Lab as a thank you when you get a chance... The address is in the phonebook, I think... My name is Apple Kid, by the way...
